We’re Paw and Gummo and we live in Alleyville. We hate this place and everyone here. We hate you too. Yeah, you. We work at Rock’s Arcade and Comics. Living by ourselves, we answer to no one. School sucks so we don’t go. Paw is 14 and Gummo is 12. When we’re not working we hang out around the city. We steal stuff, smoke stuff, kill stuff and other cool stuff. 

The people in Alleyville suck. Cops are always beating us  up and monsters pop out of nowhere. The government for sure is after us. We know because they kidnapped us last week and told us. With almost 30 years of knowledge between us, there is no one smarter than us. Or tougher. Last week we burned a Witch that kept talking shit. She was about a thousand years old and she still lost. 1000-1. The week before that, we built a robot that killed some other stupid robot that was sent after us. 

If you want to follow us on our fun adventures, tune in every weekend on Saturday Morning Cartoons!